Showing posts with label Rodney Dangerfield. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rodney Dangerfield. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Extra Brain Cells Discovered!

NEW research, to be revealed at a conference of some of the world's top neuroscientists in Cairns today, has found alcohol does not kill off brain cells as always thought.
For years imbibers have been told a big night on the drink wipes out entire sections of human brain cell function with much the same destructive equivalent as a napalm bombing strike.

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Well I don’t know about you lot, but that means it’s party time. Right now I feel like I am in a Rodney Dangerfield movie, just before the colourful cocktails and bikini clad women come out of nowhere, or is it “Benny Hill”

Apparently all those brain cells I thought I had killed have just been on hiatus, when I thought they were dead, they didn’t have to work, but not any more, now that I know they are there I am going to make sure they work overtime.

So, any Adelaide ladies free this weekend?